For Everything Else There's Mastercard..

Total price of 1901 hotdogs bought in a week:
24.50
[I learn to never trust them with adding extra cheese to my Texas Ted]

Money stolen from Fawwaz:
5.00
[Fawwaz learns not to trust me with his money]

Getting scared shitless by a freaking homophobic neighbor and having a dad who bought Roxy flip flops for my brother:
Priceless
[I also learn to never trust bushes that has a high chance of having Fawwaz in it, waiting to pounce on me, and to never trust my dad in choosing brands]

-ZiM

PS: COZ GOD IT JUST FEELS SO GOOD!